The Lincolnshire Sausage Plant, Mr Phalanx Bottlenose

He may sound a bit sinister, but his heart is in the right place, which together with hoof constitute 27% of his being – for legal reasons it is unnecessary to point out how this 27% is broken down, so he may very well have a massive heart and a diet that is metaphorical……

 

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